You can simply return Famine Fighter within 30 days from today, and we’ll give you back 100% of your purchase price, less shipping and handling. With that said, I strongly suggest you hold onto your supply… This famine is no longer a matter of “if” – but “when”.
If you open Famine Fighter anytime in the next 25 years and find that despite following storage instructions, your food isn’t as fresh as the day it was made – you can return it to us, and we’ll replace it with something of equal or greater value.
So let’s say that somehow Joe and Kamala save America from this famine… and we finally have world peace. So you decide to send us back your order of Famine Fighter, and get your money back – well, you NEVER have to send back your copy of ‘Final Famine’. It’s yours to keep… Because you never know when you’ll need the secrets contained inside.
– Teddy Daniels